Tuesday Titters: It’s time for final exams

by Janie Jones

I’m not expecting to do well, but I will be relived to have this semester over.  We can only hope for better next time around.  Hopefully one day I can look back on all this and laugh.

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:
“Give four advantages of breast milk.”
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can’t steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good – maybe.

But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled,then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen,and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers.

From:  http://www.myenglishpages.com/site_php_files/reading-jokes-about-exams.php
Happy Exams

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2 Comments to “Tuesday Titters: It’s time for final exams”

  1. I like it! Sorry I haven’t been around lately; there’s been a lot going on and then I was without a laptop for a while. Hope you are well. Lx

  2. In many ways I’m simply exhausted. But I’m surviving and, despite a few melt-downs, in general I’m doing better than I have in a while. You’ve been sorely missed. Did your laptop break down on you? That would be rough. Hope things are well in your neck of the woods despite the busy-ness.

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