April 28, 2015
What is King Arthur’s favorite fish?
And because a miserable joke loves company, here’s a couple more:
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
What do you call a fish who does operations?
I know, I know. I can hear the groaning so I’ll stop here.
April 27, 2015
Leif had an event to attend in Big City yesterday that was not exactly my cup of tea, besides from the fact it was late in the day and I had homework to do. But he came in early so we could spend some time together before hand and I dog sat for Vera and Rupert so they wouldn’t have to be left alone at the farm all day. It was nice to see the dogginses. We even squeezed in a walk after dinner as it was a lovely, sunny afternoon. When Leif came back to pick up the dogs on his way back to the farm later that night, I don’t think Rupert wanted to go. He stood right outside the door until Leif finally called him. My little guy. It was very tempting to open the door up and let him back in.
There is just this week and one more in the semester until finals. I have a poster to present on Wednesday, a physics test on Friday and a microbiology lab test a week from Thursday. That is all that is left standing between me and finals. Most people, I think, hate finals. Me though, I look forward to them. They symbolize the end of suffering. Hey, I can take a couple tests and be thrilled to do so if it means the end.
Almost done with physics. Almost done with physics. Almost done with physics.
I have been trying to study really hard to for my microbiology final. I cannot imagine getting a better grade in physics than in microbiology, but I tell you what, I have been very disappointed with the lecture for that class and unless I manage to do amazingly well on the final there is the distinct possibility that the unimaginably unexpected will actually happen. I’ve also been disappointed with myself, but as much as I *want* to learn this stuff and do well, I am really having a hard time keeping up with the material. Trying to crack down and commit the material to memory, I spent so much time last Tuesday studying I put my back out.
Seriously. A reading related injury.
I tend to slouch when I read, especially big, heavy textbooks that are a pain to hold up. Apparently I sat for so long reading I strained my back muscles. When I began to hurt from sitting in my “traditional” slouch, I tried to sit and lay in a variety of other poses which I hoped would neutralize the slouch or counter stretch my back. In the end, I strained a whole mess of back muscles. Thank goodness for metaxalone and naproxen.
Well my friends, it’s time to get to it.
April 25, 2015
I came out to the car yesterday afternoon and found this wedged in the door jam:
For a moment I wondered what on Earth prompted the above average quirky nature of the note. I saw no evidence of the aforementioned love tap, but even if there was a small scratch or ding, my car is 16 years old, covered in gravel road farm dust and about a baker’s dozen dings, scratches, chipped paint, missing trims and rust. So I stopped myself from wondering and gave into laughing, fully enjoying the random bizarreness of the moment.
May you all have a dinosaur riding a flower kind of day. And, if your car gets a boo-boo, you can always make it better with an Iron Man band-aid, can’t you?
April 24, 2015
Now that’s someone who really knows how to put a spin on.
April 23, 2015
The semester, and therefore my foray into the realm of physics, is almost over. But, we are just beginning to study relativity.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
April 22, 2015
Apparently today was Earth Day. Silly Janie, I thought I missed Earth Day back in March.
Well, Leif texted me earlier this morning to tell me to take the Google Earth Day quiz. It just takes a couple minutes and it will tell you what kind of animal you would be if you weren’t a person.
It would seem we are both pangolins.
Happy Earth Day, indeed.
Now, if you are like me and have never really heard of a pangolin before, here’s the skinny:
According to Wikipedia, they are also known as scaly anteaters or trenggilings.
The pangolin is a mammal of the order Pholidota. The one extant family, Manidae, has one genus, Manis, which comprises eight species. These species range in size from 30 to 100 cm (12 to 39 in). A number of extinct Pangolin species are also known. The name Pangolin comes from the Malay word “pengguling”, meaning “something that rolls up.” It is found naturally in tropical regions throughout Africa and Asia.
Pangolins have large, protective keratin scales covering their skin. The pangolin is the only known mammal with this adaptation. They live in hollow trees or burrows, depending on the species. Pangolins are nocturnal, and their diet consists of mainly ants and termites which they capture using their long, specially adapted tongues. They tend to be solitary animals, meeting only to mate and produce a litter of one to three offspring which are raised for about two years.
Other curious facts about pangolins, courtesy of Wikipedia:
- They are the most trafficked mammal in the world.
- The front claws are so long they are unsuited for walking, so the animal walks with its fore paws curled over to protect them.
- It can curl up into a ball when threatened, with its overlapping scales acting as armor and its face tucked under its tail. The scales are sharp, providing extra defense.
- Pangolins can also emit a noxious-smelling acid from glands near the anus, similar to the spray of a skunk.
- Pangolins lack teeth and, therefore, the ability to chew, however, they ingest small stones while foraging, which accumulate in the muscular stomach and help to grind up ants.
- The tongues of pangolins are extremely elongated, extending into the abdominal cavity and are longer than the pangolin’s entire body length. Large pangolins can extend their tongues as much as 40 centimeters (16 in), and have a diameter of only 0.5 centimeters (0.20 in).
Want to see this bizarre critter in action? Here’s a National Geographic Wild video on YouTube.
Well, now, that was fun, wasn’t it? And I learned something new. How about you?
April 21, 2015
I’ve read in the bowels of Google that Einstein’s favorite limerick was:
There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.