Yes, this made up holiday has been quite over done. But, still it’s a great excuse to tell your favorite lame pirate jokes. Mine? Can you guess…
*Sigh*
Winter break is officially over. Spring semester begins today.
I don’t wanna go.
I only just started to feel human again.
But, Leif sent me this:
So at least now I have a smile on my face.
Tuesday Titters: Dog jokes meet science jokes
It’s always a good day for a dog joke. And, this morning it was really hard to get motivated to face the day, so more than one was in order.
This site had a lot of funny dog stuff. But I *had* to steal this one. I mean, dogs and science.
And, then there’s the old reliable of jokes which provided:
Tuesday Titters: assorted funnies
Tuesday Titters: More than one “right” answer
In honor of back to school, here’s some school related jokes:
Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?
Student: You are pretty.
Teacher: What’s the direct object?
Student: A good report card.
Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Student: Fruit salad.
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Student: At the great airports!
jokes found at http://boyslife.org/features/32016/back-to-school-jokes/
Tuesday Titters does Chemistry Cartoons
Tuesday Titters
We are studying acids and bases, solubility constants, buffers, and all that fun related stuff. It is all very fascinating, and at the same time very, very frustrating. I think my brain has been buffered. There is no change in my enlightenment coefficient.
Some chemistry cartoons stolen from the internet: