Archive for ‘Science Jokes’

September 19, 2016

It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day

by Janie Jones

Yes, this made up holiday has been quite over done.  But, still it’s a great excuse to tell your favorite lame pirate jokes.  Mine?  Can you guess…

pirates favorite amino acid

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January 13, 2016

*Sigh*

by Janie Jones

Winter break is officially over.  Spring semester begins today.

I don’t wanna go.

I only just started to feel human again.

But, Leif sent me this:dogjoke

So at least now I have a smile on my face.

September 22, 2015

Tuesday Titters: Dog jokes meet science jokes

by Janie Jones

It’s always a good day for a dog joke.  And, this morning it was really hard to get motivated to face the day, so more than one was in order.

This site had a lot of funny dog stuff.  But I *had* to steal this one.  I mean, dogs and science.

dogs barium

And, then there’s the old reliable of jokes which provided:

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
There.  Now I feel better.  Doesn’t anything dog related make you feel better?
September 15, 2015

Tuesday Titters: assorted funnies

by Janie Jones

I have a smorgasbord of comics I’ve downloaded over the years.  For any of you who are worried about proper citation, I have none so read at your own risk…

In honor of my Genetics class:

DNA testing

In honor of Biochem class:

lost in translationIn honor of Virology class:

30_000_year_old_giant_siberian_virus_by_velica-d78xndv

August 18, 2015

Tuesday Titters: More than one “right” answer

by Janie Jones

In honor of back to school, here’s some school related jokes:

Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?
Student: You are pretty.
Teacher: What’s the direct object?
Student: A good report card.

Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?
Student: Fruit salad.

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Student: At the great airports!

jokes found at http://boyslife.org/features/32016/back-to-school-jokes/
June 30, 2015

Tuesday Titters does Chemistry Cartoons

by Janie Jones
analytical chemist cowboys
degenerate orbitals
gnome chemists
pool party
Cartoons pulled from Google search: chemistry cartoons
June 9, 2015

Tuesday Titters

by Janie Jones

We are studying acids and bases, solubility constants, buffers, and all that fun related stuff. It is all very fascinating, and at the same time very, very frustrating. I think my brain has been buffered. There is no change in my enlightenment coefficient.

Some chemistry cartoons stolen from the internet:

polar bears

Bana2