Archive for ‘Humorous’

September 19, 2016

It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day

by Janie Jones

Yes, this made up holiday has been quite over done.  But, still it’s a great excuse to tell your favorite lame pirate jokes.  Mine?  Can you guess…

pirates favorite amino acid

January 19, 2016

Tuesday Titters: Molecular Biology is the thing this semester

by Janie Jones

Why are molecular biologists fashionable? They wear designer genes.

January 13, 2016

*Sigh*

by Janie Jones

Winter break is officially over.  Spring semester begins today.

I don’t wanna go.

I only just started to feel human again.

But, Leif sent me this:dogjoke

So at least now I have a smile on my face.

January 7, 2016

Because I like to keep all ya’all in the loop…

by Janie Jones

…and because I can think of nothing else to blog today, I figured I’d inform you that I survived the 10 day old meatloaf consumption with nary a hitch.

meatloaf vs bbq chix

expecting meatloaf

December 9, 2015

The mastodon of doom

by Janie Jones

Sorry I have been a very lame blogger recently.

Sorry I missed Tuesday Titters!  I’ve been feeling quite, um, well, like this I guess:

Wooly mammoth squash comic

 

The semester is coming to an end and while there are moments when it feels like the mastodon of doom has been lifted from my shoulders the relief is but short lived before the pterodactyl of looming doom swoops in and carries me away to a new and equally soul crushing project.

Attack from the skies.

Hopefully I will be back soon.

 

 

December 1, 2015

Tuesday Titters: Another Great White North Winter

by Janie Jones

The weather reports predict big snow falls today, so we’re getting in the mood…

Where does a polar bear keep its money?
In a snow bank.

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
Because they wear snow caps!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.

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November 26, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving, have some Oatmeal

by Janie Jones

roasted_dinosaurs