Archive for ‘knock knock jokes’

May 5, 2015

Tuesday Titters: Who’s There?

by Janie Jones

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and find out!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know if you don’t open the door?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Well, it’s not opportunity, because opportunity doesn’t knock twice.

And I’ll not miss a good opportunity to knock off the knock knock jokes!

Happy Tuesday!

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February 10, 2015

Tuesday Titters: If you’re not the homework service, I’m not answering the door

by Janie Jones

Knock, knock!


Who’s there?


Canoe.


Canoe who?


Canoe help me with my homework?

 

For some reason my seminar instructor is ramming us through the preparation process.  I have to have my outline for my Lyme disease seminar ready tomorrow.  It is homework I actually enjoy, but for pity’s sake, this is an educational process not a freakin’ race.  Seriously.  Research into a thorough review of studies investigating new Lyme vaccination methods is not gained overnight, especially when I have three other classes all vying for homework time.

I’m thinking of the title:

Lyme vaccines are worth our time

or

If Fido can be vaccinated against Lyme disease, why can’t his best friend?

It is so much fun being a part of the Lyme research group at the medical school.  I actually was able to answer the question when the boss asked, “Are any of you familiar with DNA barcoding?”  In fact, I had just read a very lengthy research paper on it.  So I was able to answer intelligibly enough to earn a “That’s exactly right, Janie.”

I’m still glowing.  It is awesome to finally feel you are where you belong.  Now if only I didn’t have to spend 30 hours a week buried in homework.

 

December 4, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 49, is that my birthday knocking?

by Janie Jones

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Bertha.

Bertha who?

Happy Bertha Day!

April 3, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 14, Hippity hoppity Easter’s on it’s way

by Janie Jones

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Esther.

Esther who?

Esther Bunny

Oh.  I know.  That was bad.  But, as you should all know by now, that never stopped me.

How about this one:

What to you call a line of rabbits stepping backward?

A receding hare line.

What did the balding man say when he heard this joke?

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

February 14, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 7, Shot through the heart and Cupid’s to blame

by Janie Jones

So you all know what’s coming, right?  A very lame Valentine’s Day theme joke. 

So without further ado:

What knock-knock joke does Cupid never get tired of hearing?

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

January 3, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 1

by Janie Jones

So, I’ve been doing this joke thing on Tuesdays for a few months now and have finally exhausted my lame seasonal jokes.  That’s not to say some may not still appear, but for the time being I’m going back to regular ol’ anytime lame jokes.

To start the year out on a high note, which will be hard to live up to week after week, I’m going to share the Spud’s new favorite joke:

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon who?

Dragon Fly…

Now you must laugh like you’re going to pee yourself.  Well, perhaps only if you’re seven.

As big a knee slapper as this joke is, it’s really is a vast improvement from the first joke she ever learned:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrup-

-Moooooo!

Happy Tuesday!