Archive for ‘Spud jokes’

May 1, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 18, playground humor

by Janie Jones

A few days ago the spud says:  Uncle Leif, wanna hear a joke?

Leif:  Umm.  Okaaay.

Spud:  Why did the chicken cross the road?

Leif:  Gee, I don’t know.  Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spud:  To get to the other side!

Leif:  Hey, spud, why did the chicken cross the playground?

Spud:  I don’t know.  Why?

Leif:  To get to the other slide.

 

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March 6, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 10, catching flies

by Janie Jones

So the spud says to me:  Wanna hear a joke, Mom?

Me:  Sure.

Spud:  What has 4 wheels and flies?

Me:  I dunno, what?

Spud:  A garbage truck.

It took me a minute, and the spud sensing the lag in the laugh track began to explain it to me.

Spud:  Get it, Mom?  A garbage truck has flies and 4 wheels.

Me laughing:  Yes, yes I get it.

In my defense, I believe I mentioned homework has stolen my life, and apparently my brain.

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January 3, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 1

by Janie Jones

So, I’ve been doing this joke thing on Tuesdays for a few months now and have finally exhausted my lame seasonal jokes.  That’s not to say some may not still appear, but for the time being I’m going back to regular ol’ anytime lame jokes.

To start the year out on a high note, which will be hard to live up to week after week, I’m going to share the Spud’s new favorite joke:

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon who?

Dragon Fly…

Now you must laugh like you’re going to pee yourself.  Well, perhaps only if you’re seven.

As big a knee slapper as this joke is, it’s really is a vast improvement from the first joke she ever learned:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrup-

-Moooooo!

Happy Tuesday!