Tuesday Titters: Who’s There?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and find out!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know if you don’t open the door?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Well, it’s not opportunity, because opportunity doesn’t knock twice.

And I’ll not miss a good opportunity to knock off the knock knock jokes!

Happy Tuesday!

Tuesday Titters: Week 1

So, I’ve been doing this joke thing on Tuesdays for a few months now and have finally exhausted my lame seasonal jokes.  That’s not to say some may not still appear, but for the time being I’m going back to regular ol’ anytime lame jokes.

To start the year out on a high note, which will be hard to live up to week after week, I’m going to share the Spud’s new favorite joke:

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon who?

Dragon Fly…

…

…

Now you must laugh like you’re going to pee yourself.  Well, perhaps only if you’re seven.

As big a knee slapper as this joke is, it’s really is a vast improvement from the first joke she ever learned:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrup-

-Moooooo!

Happy Tuesday!