Posts tagged ‘Halloween Jokes’

October 27, 2015

Tuesday Titters: In the spirit of Halloween

by Janie Jones

How should you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

What was the monster’s favorite cereal?

Scream of Wheat.


From Ranger Rick Magazine
October 28, 2014

Tuesday Titters does the holiday joke schtick

by Janie Jones

This was the joke on the Halloween card I sent the spud:

If there are 10 black cats on a fence and one jumps off, how many are left?

None, they were all copycats!

Have a spook-tacular Halloween.

October 22, 2013

Tuesday Titters

by Janie Jones

What do you call a skeleton that doesn’t like to work?

A lazy bones

What do you call a ghost wearing a torn up old sheet?

A holy terror

October 30, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 44; The last lame Halloween joke of the year

by Janie Jones

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.


October 9, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 41; Haunt Cuisine

by Janie Jones

Why did the warlock eat at the sub shop on the beach?

Because he liked the sand witches there.

October 2, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 40 makes an appearance after all

by Janie Jones

Because I was told death was no excuse for not blogging:

Why do you find the ghosts of  a lot of dead, failed comedians at Alcoholics Anonymous meetings? 

Because they could never handle the boos.

I did warn you it wouldn’t be pretty.  In fact, it is down right ghoulish.