How should you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What was the monster’s favorite cereal?
Scream of Wheat.
October 28, 2014
Tuesday Titters does the holiday joke schtick
This was the joke on the Halloween card I sent the spud:
If there are 10 black cats on a fence and one jumps off, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
Have a spook-tacular Halloween.
October 22, 2013
Tuesday Titters
What do you call a skeleton that doesn’t like to work?
A lazy bones
What do you call a ghost wearing a torn up old sheet?
A holy terror
October 30, 2012
Tuesday Titters: Week 44; The last lame Halloween joke of the year
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
October 9, 2012
Tuesday Titters: Week 41; Haunt Cuisine
Why did the warlock eat at the sub shop on the beach?
Because he liked the sand witches there.
October 2, 2012
Tuesday Titters: Week 40 makes an appearance after all
Because I was told death was no excuse for not blogging:
Why do you find the ghosts of a lot of dead, failed comedians at Alcoholics Anonymous meetings?
Because they could never handle the boos.
I did warn you it wouldn’t be pretty. In fact, it is down right ghoulish.
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