What do hermit crabs call St. Nick?
Sandy Claws
Welcome to the Great White North….
What do they call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do they call the mental health insurance for Santa’s employees?
The Sanity Clause.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al Behom.
Al Behom Who?
Al Behom for Christmas!
How do you tell the difference between beer nuts and reindeer nuts?
Reindeer nuts are always under a buck.