Posts tagged ‘Chicken Crossing the Road Jokes’

May 8, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 19, I’ll just apologize for this one up front

by Janie Jones

Leif read last week’s Tuesday Titters and asked why I didn’t tell the dirty version, which apparently is:

Why did the dirty old man cross the road?

He was stuck to the chicken.

May 1, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 18, playground humor

by Janie Jones

A few days ago the spud says:  Uncle Leif, wanna hear a joke?

Leif:  Umm.  Okaaay.

Spud:  Why did the chicken cross the road?

Leif:  Gee, I don’t know.  Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spud:  To get to the other side!

Leif:  Hey, spud, why did the chicken cross the playground?

Spud:  I don’t know.  Why?

Leif:  To get to the other slide.