Posts tagged ‘Blonde Jokes’

October 8, 2013

Tuesday Titters: The blind leading on the blonde

by Janie Jones

Leif told me this joke last week:

A blind man walks into a bar and says out loud, “Hey, everyone, I just heard the best blonde joke.”

Before he continues a woman sitting on the stool next to him says, “Hey buddy, as you’re new here and you’re blind, I’m gonna give you a heads up.  I’m  blonde and a weightlifting champion.  Over there playing darts is a blonde and she holds a black belt in karate.  And the bartender, well, she she’s also blond and weighs about 250 pounds.  I’ve seen her toss drunks twice your size across the room and through the door with just one arm.  So, I’m just saying, you might want to think carefully about what you say next.”

The blind man paused and then said, “Thanks for stopping me from making a really big mistake by telling that joke.  It would have been really irritating to have to explain it 3 different times.”