Do you think my tractor’s sexy?

by Janie Jones

I recently heard this joke, but have been too busy to share.  So, now, instead of a Christmas joke, you get this:

 

Ole went to see his friend Sven.  But when he knocked on the door Sven’s wife Lena answered.

“Hey-der, Lena.  Is Sven around?”

“Ja, Ole, he’s out in da barn working on that stupid John Deer tractor.”

So, Ole went to look for Sven in the barn.  As it was getting late in the day it was rather dark, but he thought he saw Sven in the barn leaning up against the John Deer, rubbing the hood and whispering. 

Curious, Ole stepped into the barn and heard Sven saying softly, “Oh, ja, yer such a good John Deer.  What a beautiful, steady John Deer.  Do you know, I couldn’t get by without you.”

“Sven!”  Ole cried, “What are you doing?”

Sven stepped away from the John Deer and blushed in the dim light.  “Hey-der Ole.  Well, you see Lena and I’ve been having some marital problems so I went and saw this counselor.  He told me if I want things between me and Lena to improve I have to learn to say complimentary things to a tractor.”

 

 

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One Comment to “Do you think my tractor’s sexy?”

  1. Ha ha!!! Made my day!!!

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