Tuesday Titters: Way to turn the tables

“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up.” said the sarcastic teacher.  After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

Found at Academic Tips