What is King Arthur’s favorite fish?
Swordfish!
And because a miserable joke loves company, here’s a couple more:
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
What do you call a fish who does operations?
A sturgeon!
I know, I know. I can hear the groaning so I’ll stop here.

From Google Images https://www.google.com/search?q=fish+jokes&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=FW0_VeKEE4vUsAXkoYDIAQ&ved=0CCsQsAQ&biw=1252&bih=641
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