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April 7, 2015

Tuesday Titters: Toilet Humor

by Janie Jones

So the other day in microbiology someone said something, I honestly can’t remember what, but it got twisted into a double entendre by the guy across the lab bench.

There was a little laughing and then another person commented on taking things out of context.

Before I knew what I was saying I followed up with, “Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. Unless you’re a methanogen, then I guess you belong there.”

Gutter-mind-guy laughed and said, “Have you been saving that one up for just the right moment?”

I shook my head and said, “Nope. Just came to me. I guess I have learned a thing or two in this class. I mean, being able to make lame bacteria gutter jokes looks great on a resume right?”

And because I have been saving these up for a while until I could find some way to introduce toilet humor, here’s some real toilet/sewer jokes:

What do you call a sewer expert?

A connoissewer.

What did the one toilet say to the other toilet?

You look flushed.

Did you hear someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet?

Right now the cops have nothing to go on.

Did you hear about Robin Hood’s house?

It has a little John.

Jokes from Norweco