Archive for February 17th, 2015

February 17, 2015

Tuesday titters: microscopic humor

by Janie Jones

Why did the bacteria cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken?

Nah, he was just stuck to the chicken’s butt.


What do you call an amoeba that crosses the road, jumps in a mud puddle and crosses the road again?

A dirty double-crosser.

bacteria is staph