And here’s your Tuesday Titters, naturally on politics and government

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

We used to have Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.

From http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/political-jokes