Warning: Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

by Janie Jones

So here’s your PSA for the day:

When reheating frosted cinnamon rolls, 15 seconds is plenty of time to turn that innocent frosting into death-dealing radioactive molten lava.  Just because you can pick up the roll with your hands does not mean it won’t burn the ever loving snot off the roof of your mouth.

And just so you know, if you were listening to me actually tell you about this incident it would sound like:

“Jussth becauth you can pith up thh thwoll with yoha hanths doth notah meah ith wonth burr thh etha lothing snah ahff thh wooth oth yoha mowth.”

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