Still feeling unmotivated

by Janie Jones

This has been a very strange summer.  There are tons of things I would like to do, but then by the time I’m finished with the things I have to do I find myself feeling so tired and unmotivated that I sit doing all kinds of nothing.  On the rare moments I actually manage to realize I feel relaxed it surprises me and then I have a strange sensation of feeling angry that I’m actually surprised and I don’t know how to just relax and enjoy it anymore.

I’m not a psychiatrist, but I really wonder if the the stress has literally fried my brain.

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