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January 24, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 4, A shaggy frog story

by Janie Jones

A frog hops up to an old man and says, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful young woman.”

“Kiss you?” says the old man, “What’s in it for me?”

“Well, once I’m a woman again, I’ll marry you.”  Replies the frog.

However the old man, instead of kissing the frog, tucks it into his shirt pocket and says, “Honey, at my age I’d much rather have a talking frog than a wife.”