I’m not sure how to respond to that, except, of course, with gales of laughter

Spud:  Momma!  I found a popcorn kernel on the floor.

Me:  Oh.  So you did.  Please put it in the trash bin.

Spud:  I’m gonna put it under my hot bottom.

Me:  You’re what?!?

Spud:  I’m putting it under my hot bottom, to see if it will pop.