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January 10, 2012

Tuesday Titters: Week 2, where Mary Poppins rolls over in her grave

by Janie Jones

“So, have you heard about the guru who has refused to wear shoes and walks every where barefoot?  Apparently his feet have become so tough and thickened he can walk over sharp rocks or blazing pavement and feel nothing.  They also say that he has taken up a spiritual fast and eats virtually nothing.  His physicians and family are worrying that this is quickly degrading his physical condition making him frail and weak.  However, despite his severely restricted diet, something he’s eating is giving him horrifically bad breath.”

“Wow!  That sounds quite atrocious.”

“Yeah, it ain’t easy being a super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis.”