The wild life and crazy times of Janie Jones

by Janie Jones

So.  It’s 10:20 pm on the Saturday before Halloween and Janie Jones is:

  • A.  Dancing like a monkey at the hottest Halloween party in the Great White North.
  • B.  Doing zombie Jell-o shots and snorting Pixie Sticks.
  • C.  Watching a Halloween movie marathon while doing zombie Jell-o shots and snorting Pixie Sticks.
  • D.  Anxiously awaiting the dryer to finish her down pillow so she can go to bed.

It’s wild and crazy at the House of Jones.

Would it be a horrifyingly scary Halloween story if I explained why I was washing my down pillow?

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2 Comments to “The wild life and crazy times of Janie Jones”

  1. I’m assuming it’s because zombie jell-o shots and Pixie Sticks don’t mix well.

  2. Maybe it’s more scary to just ask that question and let our imaginations fill in the rest…

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