Pirate Jokes

by Janie Jones

In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day:

Who designs pirate ships?

Naval Arrrrr-chitects.

What do pirates drive on land?

A Caaaarrrr!

What do pirates drive at sea?

A ship, duh.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel over his crotch. The bartender says, “What’s with the ships wheel?” The pirate replies, “Aarrgh! It be drivin’ me nuts!”

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One Comment to “Pirate Jokes”

  1. These be fine jokes, wench!

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