Just when you most need some comic relief

by Janie Jones

Leif took the spud hiking this afternoon so I could have some peace and quiet.

Apparently the spud decided a mile and a half into their hike that she had to pee. The spud, aged 6, has yet to master the whole peeing-outdoors-girl-squat thing. Apparently, she pees all over herself and not a drop hits the forest floor.

Upon returning home:

Me: Go take off your stinky wet pee clothes, have a shower, then take your stinky wet pee clothes downstairs and put them in the laundry room sink. Do you understand?

Spud: Uh-huh.

Leif: What did your mother tell you to do?

Spud: Take off my clothes, have a shower and then take my clothes downstairs.

Me: Yes. *in my best Picard voice* Make it so… number one.

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