Three wrongs don’t make a right…

by Janie Jones

…but if you’re a redneck, three lefts make turning right unnecessary.

Unfortunately, the sound of summer here is the race track. For hours at a time the “eeeEEERRRrrrrr….eeeEEEERRRRrrrrrr…..eeeEEEERRRRrrrrr…” of cars racing at the track drowns out any other sound.

It’s almost enough to make one wish for a heat advisory in order to have an excuse to stay indoors and shut up the windows and run the AC.

Next time I move I’m going to make damn sure there is no race track nearby and no where for a future one to be built.


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