Contrary to popular belief of 6 year olds and grandparently old men the red Pokemon toy is not necessary for a joyful childhood

by Janie Jones

I simply cannot believe the audacity of some people.

You don’t know me and you don’t know my 6 year old.  So, don’t incite her to hysteria over exchanging her disappointing Happy Meal toy for the one she coveted.  They didn’t even have that one yet.  Now she’s upset because you got her hopes up for nothing.  Who has now to deal with the damage?  Me.  HER MOTHER.  You get to sagely comment, “What do you mean they don’t have it?  Oh, well, you’ll just have to get your mother to bring you back until you get the one you want.”

You are lucky I am a lady, asshole, or you’d have gotten a lot worse than the dirtiest look I could muster and a coldly and nearly obscene request to butt the Hell out of a situation not involving you in anyway.

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