Ridiculousness as a deadly weapon

by Janie Jones

I have figured it out.

Those so affectionately, though oxymoronically, referred to as liberals are bombarding us with the ludicrous as a weapon figuring we can’t interfere with their socialist hostile take over plans if we are incapacitated with laughter at the sheer stupidity of their seemingly sincere agendas to make America safer.

Leif has just told me that in New Jersey they are trying to ban kick offs. As in the starting play of a football game.

I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe, tears streaming down my face and nearly fell out of my chair.

Seriously. They are trying to ban FOOTBALL KICK OFFS because they are too dangerous with all those big guys running at each other.

I don’t know what is funnier. The concept of banning football kick offs or that there is actually a group of people retarded enough to make a serious attempt of it.

Then there is also the lunacy in San Francisco. Apparently you can get clean hypodermic needles so if you need to “shoot up” you won’t be tempted to reuse potentially AIDS infected needles, however, you can’t buy a Happy Meal with a toy because that is sending the wrong kind of message to the populace.

I honestly don’t know how to respond other than in total shock that there is apparently a group of dumb asses out there proposing this shit, not to mention that their proposals aren’t being met with the incredulous gut busting belly laughing that I respond with.

Thanks for the laughs. But seriously, if liberal idiots find America not sensitive or safe enough and simply can’t abide to see people enjoy a football game (which has no shortage of jocks vying for the privilege of having the shit knocked out of them in exchange for a salary followed by six zeros) or a kid’s joy at finding a crappy plastic toy underneath their cheeseburger (which by the way, only has 300 calories, probably less calories than the average peanut butter and jelly sandwich- so watch out soon they’ll be boycotting peanut butter and jelly sandwiches) apples and milk then go move to some other country and impose your natzee safety agendas elsewhere.

Now excuse me, I’m going to take my kid for a Happy Meal and I’ll send the duplicate toys to some unfortunate child in San Francisco.


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