Spudisms #4

by Janie Jones

Spud: Momma, I used to drink milk out of your wrist when I was a baby.

Me: My wrist? What are you talking about.

Spud: When babies drink milk. They drink it out of their momma’s wrist.

Me: No they drink it out of a bottle.

Spud: No. (pokes my breast) When I was a baby I drank milk out of your wrist. WRIST.

Me: Oh, no honey. That’s momma’s breast. There is a difference.

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