Spudisms #1 Do you know what a crescent wrench is?

by Janie Jones

Yesterday Leif and the Spud were out in the yard.  Leif was adjusting a new tool and needed a crescent wrench from the garage.

Leif:  “Hey, Merrie, can you go get me a crescent wrench from the garage?”

Spud:  “Sure Uncle Leif!”

Leif:  “Do you know what a crescent wrench looks like?”

Spud (running toward garage):  “Uh-huh.”

Lief, waiting in the yard hears grunts and sounds of struggle.

Leif:  “How’s it going in there?”

Spud:  “Okay.”

Leif:  “Need some help?”

Spud:  “Okay.”

Leif goes into the garage.  The Spud is nowhere near the tool box.

Leif:  “Whatcha doing?”

Spud: “It’s-too-heavy!”  Grunting and wrestling with a large object on the garage shelf.

Leif:  “Woah!  Sweetpea, that’s not a crescent wrench, it’s a reciprocating saw!”

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