The spud, tragically aged 7, sighed heavily at dinner tonight and proclaimed dramatically: I’m doomed.
To which Leif replied: Just remember; in life, you never make it out alive.
The spud wrinkled up her nose and made a face.
Leif clarified: Life is the best teacher, but it ultimately kills all its students.
The spud sighed heavily again.
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