It's Springtime in the Great White North….
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny
Oh. I know. That was bad. But, as you should all know by now, that never stopped me.
How about this one:
What to you call a line of rabbits stepping backward?
A receding hare line.
What did the balding man say when he heard this joke?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What knock-knock joke does Cupid never get tired of hearing?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
So, I’ve been doing this joke thing on Tuesdays for a few months now and have finally exhausted my lame seasonal jokes. That’s not to say some may not still appear, but for the time being I’m going back to regular ol’ anytime lame jokes.
To start the year out on a high note, which will be hard to live up to week after week, I’m going to share the Spud’s new favorite joke:
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon Fly…
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Now you must laugh like you’re going to pee yourself. Well, perhaps only if you’re seven.
As big a knee slapper as this joke is, it’s really is a vast improvement from the first joke she ever learned:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup-
-Moooooo!
Happy Tuesday!
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