Tuesday Titters: Week 19, I’ll just apologize for this one up front

Leif read last week’s Tuesday Titters and asked why I didn’t tell the dirty version, which apparently is:

Why did the dirty old man cross the road?

He was stuck to the chicken.

Tuesday Titters: Week 17, ¿Cuándo es un puerto no puerto? Cuando lo es un tarro.

When is a door not a door?  When it’s ajar.

Some how it’s just funnier in English.  Or maybe it’s just my horrendous Spanish.

I have my oral presentation today.  I have to talk for 5 minutes in Spanish and answer questions.  Wish me luck!

Tuesday Titters: Week 16, in a jam said the giant clam

What kind of sandwich do sharks like best?  Peanut Butter and Jelly Fish

Tuesday Titters: Week 14, Hippity hoppity Easter’s on it’s way

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Esther.

Esther who?

Esther Bunny

Oh.  I know.  That was bad.  But, as you should all know by now, that never stopped me.

How about this one:

What to you call a line of rabbits stepping backward?

A receding hare line.

What did the balding man say when he heard this joke?

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

Tuesday Titters: Week 13, It just keeps getting more fruity

Did you hear the one about the young melons who had to cancel their plans to run off to Vegas?  Yeah, apparently the one said to the other, “Sorry honeydew, cantaloupe tonight, Dad’s got the car.”

Tuesday Titters: Week 12, Orange-you glad I didn’t say banana?

Did you hear the one about the guy who went out with a prune?

Apparently he couldn’t find a date.